Sitting on the front porch

Sometimes you just have to find the humor in all of this. I came home to find a box sitting on the front entry. Yeah, mommies new boobs are here! Not just any boobs either...these babies are for the lake. And at $159 per tit I think they are an absolute steal. Thank you to the wonderful lady I sat next to at Mayo who told me about these waterproof wonders. Eventually I will start reconstruction surgery but honestly I am just not ready to go there. So for now this is my reality and do you know what, it's going to be alright. I'm going to be alright.